Michael: I'll arm Leia with dual ak's.
Me: hahhahahahahahaah. And Chewie with a 50cal?
Michael: Nope, anti-aircraft gun.
Me: hahahhahaha OK. And what about Luke? A nuke for Luke? (My horrible attempt at humor...)
Michael: Nope, he only gets a BB gun, because he's sensitive.
Me: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. Or a plastic spoon. (Another bad attempt at humor... oy)
Michael: That way he still looks legit, but no one will know he really is a big wiener.
Poor Luke. He really is very sensitive and scared of almost everything. Actually, we're pretty sure the only thing he's not afraid of is his food.